Aries - This is your lucky month! Everything is going to pick up, from your research to your home life to your relationships with your lab mates. This is an auspicious time to submit your papers for publication.Try doing around 20 this month.
Taurus - This is a good time to attend all those industry seminars and conferences your boss doesn't want to pay for. You could possibly meet someone significant at one of these events. If you do attend, don't forget to bring that shiny new Android phone you got for Christmas.
Gemini - Be careful with money this month. Those cocky new junior engineers will all be clamoring for new 'scopes they saw on the Internet. Don't give them a dime. But try not to look too much like a pointy-haired boss.
Cancer - Your research is going swimmingly, but you've neglected the people around you. Maybe you've been hogging the lab's only chemistry analyzer. Or maybe you're just not nice to people. In any case, try to be more pleasant.
Leo - You're a hot item at the office right now. Those new designs you did the past year have everyone buzzing. They expect more of the same this month. Surprise them with something revolutionary. A totally new power supply topology perhaps, or a programming paradigm that will knock the socks off OOP.
Virgo - Forget work for a while. Well, not totally forget it, the call of the lab is irresistible. Just try to have a little more fun, rediscover an old hobby or pick up a new one. For example, try doing calculations and word games on license plate numbers. When you're not driving of course. Creative activities will help your home, social and professional life.
Libra - You are going to meet someone new this month who will be full of ideas. Try to borrow as much of them as you can. Ask nicely, and learn everything you can. You just might win a joint Nobel Prize. Or not.
Scorpio - Your co-workers think you are aloof, though you're probably just deep in thought. What you have to think about so intensely I have no idea. Lighten up a little and pay more attention to your surroundings. Maybe then you wouldn't forget as often where you left your calculator.
Sagittarius - Budget cuts are coming, budget cuts are coming! Don't worry, your job isn't in danger, but your boss is making worrisome looks at your pet project. You will need all the wit and charm you possess to convince her time travel is practically and commercially viable.
Capricorn - All your long hours, hard work, and sacrifice will finally pay off this month when you pass the entire Physics and Civil Engineering departments on the Starcraft leaderboards. Unfortunately, there is a small but distinct possibility that a problem in the servers will wipe away those results. Advice: Take screenshots.
Aquarius - The IT guys will do a network audit this month. Lie low on the downloads for a while. There is some actual work leftover from last year waiting on your desk. Come on, those new EMI Filters won't characterize themselves.
Pisces - You will be given more responsibilities at work this month. Whether that brings a raise with it is anyone's guess. The good news is your influence is growing. The bad news is that annoying intern who broke the copier last month now reports to you. Keep him away from sensitive equipment.
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